Grown Up Version of Elf on the Shelf

He doesn’t care if you’re naughty of nice

If you’ve been bad or good, falling down drunk, or stingy as hell

He just wants to be left alone on the couch

Preferably with an adult beverage in hand

Watching old reruns of Christmas movies

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:

The Slouch on the Couch

Idea by: Bill Heron

Written by: Diane DeMarzo

Cartoon by: Al DeLuise