Grown Up Version of Elf on the Shelf
He doesn’t care if you’re naughty of nice
If you’ve been bad or good, falling down drunk, or stingy as hell
He just wants to be left alone on the couch
Preferably with an adult beverage in hand
Watching old reruns of Christmas movies
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:
The Slouch on the Couch
Idea by: Bill Heron
Written by: Diane DeMarzo
Cartoon by: Al DeLuise
