They can take your status, but they can never take your dignity
Olivia de Havilland is Alive, Are You?
It’s nice to know my friends worry about me when I meet strangers
I’m Still Alive, Why Do You Ask?
My mortality is always in question
Something In the Way They Move
How many Lukes to move the world?
The True Story Behind That Profile Picture
That’s me in the picture, I swear…
Blood Pressure, My Doctors, and Me
Maybe just change the color of their coats
How an Earache Sent Me to The Hospital
When everyone you know tells you go to the doctor – go to the doctor
Why Is Toxic Behavior Considered Masculine?
We have come a long way from standing on a hillside buying each other a Coke
Be Selfish for the New Year: Part Two
I was right by the Dunkin’ Donuts kiosk, so moved over to order.
Be Selfish for the New Year
It’s my resolution and I’m standing by it
The Devil Is Not Fire’s Only Friend
What is our fascination with the dancing flames?
From Sad Santa to Bad Santa
How times have changed.
A Christmas Carol II: Ebenezer's Revenge
Scrooge was better than his word …
A Visit to My Parents That Was a Long Time Coming
It’s not like they were going anywhere
Birthday Surprises Over the Years
But the real surprise is who continues to give them
Tom Waits for No Man
He sat at the piano, the perpetual cigarettes in the ashtray just above the piano keys — each devoured in two long draws
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older
A Very Black Friday
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
I Have to Stop Hanging Out with My Ex
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there
