He sat at the piano, the perpetual cigarettes in the ashtray just above the piano keys — each devoured in two long draws
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older
A Very Black Friday
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
I Have to Stop Hanging Out with My Ex
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there
This Food is So Good It Lives in a Castle
Just be sure the castle has a throne
The Most Eventful Weekend of My Life
The moments flew by me fast
Following Directions is an Art Form
And, why is that man naked?
When the Universe Calls, Don't Let it Go to Voice Mail
When there are signs, you should follow them, otherwise you’ll never know where you might end up
Down the Shore Everything’s Alright
Me and Myself on a Sunday Night
Dinner with My Daughter Revealed the Difference Between Us
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
Will Work For Scotch
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Born With An Expiration Date
My premonition on the day I’m going to die
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back
The footsteps of old-age race toward me
Back To Belmar: A 30-Year Journey
Guess now we make it 34 years…
A Road Show, an Art Show, and Public Indecency
More Than Art Was on Display in Brooklyn
How I Stopped Wasting Money on Greeting Cards
My Battle Against the Greeting Card Industry Turned Into a Political Statement
We All Want That Meet-Cute Story to Tell
You Never Know When Someone Will Change Your Life
Driving Miss Crazy II: Keeping It in the Family
Between my sister and my ex-wife, I should just take an Uber
The Soundtrack for This First Date Was the Theme from 'JAWS' written by Theresa Walters
Guest blogger, Theresa Walters, shares a first date that did not go as planned…
The Reason I was Speechless at Work
And it had nothing to do with starting a new job