On the road with my brother left us with unanswered question
All in Other
The Wait(s) is Over for Tom’s Pictures
It only took forty-seven years for these pictures to surface…
My Ex-Wife's Super Power
There is no Kryptonite to protect against this super power
Pluto, You Will Always be a Planet to Me
They can take your status, but they can never take your dignity
I’m Still Alive, Why Do You Ask?
My mortality is always in question
Something In the Way They Move
How many Lukes to move the world?
Why Is Toxic Behavior Considered Masculine?
We have come a long way from standing on a hillside buying each other a Coke
The Devil Is Not Fire’s Only Friend
What is our fascination with the dancing flames?
Tom Waits for No Man
He sat at the piano, the perpetual cigarettes in the ashtray just above the piano keys — each devoured in two long draws
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older
This Food is So Good It Lives in a Castle
Just be sure the castle has a throne
Following Directions is an Art Form
And, why is that man naked?
When the Universe Calls, Don't Let it Go to Voice Mail
When there are signs, you should follow them, otherwise you’ll never know where you might end up
Down the Shore Everything’s Alright
Me and Myself on a Sunday Night
A Road Show, an Art Show, and Public Indecency
More Than Art Was on Display in Brooklyn
How I Stopped Wasting Money on Greeting Cards
My Battle Against the Greeting Card Industry Turned Into a Political Statement
We All Want That Meet-Cute Story to Tell
You Never Know When Someone Will Change Your Life
Driving Miss Crazy II: Keeping It in the Family
Between my sister and my ex-wife, I should just take an Uber
Stepping Out of Myself and Onto the Stage
My short stint in the spotlight
How I Earned a College Degree, It Just Wasn’t My Own
I Learned a Lesson, but My Wife Did Not